Greetings, From a Mid Grade Hotel Where I Try to Outrun Drama & Distractions

Breaking down scandal, raking in gossip, running from ADD, prepping for attack, plotting war with MeToo, exposing Amber Heard's plans for a comeback, editing the last chapter of a defamation trial

I am writing from a hotel room down the street. So close, when I stand out on the balcony a few stories above a Moroccan tiled pool, I can almost spot my house behind the strip of palm trees that line our favorite beach. 

I am here because my ability to focus is pitiful whenever layered stories require my undivided attention. The corner hotel is my first…