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Omg how am I supposed to find time for all 2000 pages my toddler won't even let me read 10 😂

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I was going to take today off 😩😩

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Use the search bar, top right, for instance Clinton had 52 results.

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Hillary gonna be sssooo mad 🫣

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Jokes on you Mrs. Kraus 😂

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How so?

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That she can't take the day off because there was 2000 pages to read. Calm down.

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right?! I have a 2 toddlers here and can’t read a full page. Guess I’ll wait until they go to bed haha

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Mine is napping and I’m frantically skimming and refreshing Insta for Jess highlights 😂

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same but mine youngest just woke up from her nap 😅

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Hey Mamma fam, child free bestie/forever Auntie here has your back. Im knee deep in and have notes for a post. This is a group effort! I might call out "sick" and collect my notes. Obsessed. 🫶🤜🤛

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🤣😭😅

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And....there went the rest of my productivity for day!! 🧐

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all of us.

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Damn - I need the cliff notes version 🤣🤣🤣

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working on it!

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This is why YOU ARE THE BEST !!!

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Could we get chat gpt to summarize? That would be greaaaat.

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Biased ChatGPT would leave out all the mentions of Bubba!

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Tru Dat!😂

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Thank you!!!

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WE LOVE YOU! Happy V Day!! 💕

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Just do a search for the name ‘Clinton’ and read those bits 🧐😜

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I need to tell my boss, I am suddenly sick...so I can comb thru these.

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We need a whole team!!

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Divide and conquer? When is the prof handing out page assignments? Lol

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Doin’ the Lord’s work. The search feature is 🤌🏻 #clinton #prince

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Page 123, defence for Maxwell say there is no way Virginia Giuffre could have been at Naomi Campbells birthday at the south of France (as VG claimed) because the flight logs show that Epstein was in Russia and Guiffre had only once flown to South of France in March.

😬 too bad those pesky paparazzi took photos of them at Naomi Campbell’s birthday on the yacht. Oops!

I guess these documents are from 2019 before those photos emerged.

I am no longer trusting the “flight logs” defence. I’ve been through them and there are so many blank days. So many put down as “female ?” It is clearly not accurate. If we only used flight logs we’d say neither Maxwell or Giuffre were in Nice on May 22 for Naomi’s 🎂 - but they were.

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Holy shit 🚨🚨🚨 “Let’s roll”!!!!!!!! 🤜🏼🤛🏼

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Use the search and search “Clinton!”

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I’m getting an ‘error’ message when I try to open. Anyone else? (I wish I could upload screenshot here!)

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It finally let me after several tries 😅 my conspiracy analyst juices were flowing though!

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Okay, so this search feature has me messed up. The Simpson's creator? Kevin Hart? Miley Cyrus? Adam Sandler? I definitely don't have time to read all this even though I would love to because it's the squeeze of juice I need in my life right now, but I own my own biz and people are needy. I will wait for the broken down version. You are awesome for putting this here though!

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Several mentions of Al and Tipper Gore

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Wait! I didn’t finish part two of our homework!! Whitney Webb was phenomenal

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Loving your suggestion re WhitneyWebb! She is an encyclopedia of info.

Happy Valentine's Day!

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Hmmmmm.... Seriously considering taking a PTO day to dedicate to the reading of this 2000-page document! I feel like it deserves my full and undivided attention!

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If I stay here I’ll never do the laundry.

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