No, but only because I’ve always noticed them. With all that money and as meticulous as he was, I can’t believe he never had them fixed. It makes him look that much more evil. I’m going to go look again 😆
Which lead me down the rabbit hole of were those pictures really of his corpse? I had no idea his corpse pictures were even out there, but there is speculation that either his face was damaged in jail or the pictures were not of him. Thank goodness for dual screens 🤣
But only because I went down a rabbit hole about hummingbirds wing beats pm, that turned into a full 30 minutes of my life this morning and am only on my second cup of coffee.
About Chelsea Clinton - my initial response about her road trip with H was “aww crap...this is a classic Hillary pre-campaign move: Do something to show she’s actually human and a relatable one at that (it never works, Hillz) and then announce her plans to take over the world. Geez I’m sick of that woman. Then we got Chelsea’s comment about Kanye that reads a lot like the attention seeking “I just want everyone to know I’m unfollowing you” comments that make everyone want to shout, “Just SHUT UP AND GO!” Utterly unnecessary and 100% annoying. Every time.
Somewhere between my 1am pee and my 4am pee, I sat up in bed and shouted, “NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! NO MORE CLINTONS RUNNING FOR OFFICE!!! as I realized it’s Chelsea who is planning to run for political office. She’s going to run for her moms senate seat and nothing will convince me otherwise. All I can say is: NO MORE POLITICAL DYNASTIES! WE DONT DO DYNASTIES!
Impeccably written, makes me nostalgic as a native New Yorker trapped in Los Angeles for 21 years. And the line "a semen-stained bear in a top hat" is the chef's kiss!
Beautifully written Jess. It's been so long since I've been in New York, I could literally feel the air as I was reading this. I always look forward to your weekly drops, I am instantly transported to wherever you take me ❤️
I love that your were here in my neighborhood! I can see my roof from your photo.
I confess to walking my dog past the Bowery Hotel every morning last week after you posted your pics on IG , not that I’m a stalker, Oh no....it’s my usual jaunt. Lol
Why is it that desperate people seem to congregate (Kardashians, Clintons,MM) it’s always chaotic and messy🙄 on a different note……on my way to purchase a certain pair of Mary Jane’s !! 😁✌🏼
When I read these I find myself thinking “man, I wanna be her. She has all the good tea” (or dirt, or gossip, or inside scoop, however you’d like to phrase it)
But then I keep reading because you are kind enough to share the truth tea. And thank god you do!! I am absolutely thirsty for the tea you spill!
Ok. Keep. It. Up. I feel you should keep pics of yourself minimal. I mean you dont want to be recognized as you are clearly going to become quite famous with your reporting! And then people won’t talk to you lol.
I’ve thought anytime you do post a pic “she should smile!!! Show her teeth. She is beautiful.” But now I think I’m getting it. You remain mysterious ❤️ Now I gotta go see Jeff’s teeth.
As a native NYer myself, your writing immediately took me back to walking the pavements of Chelsea to my days at F I T. The cigarette trick is truly the pièce de rèsistance. Bravo.
Did anyone else google Jeffrey Epsteins teeth mid-read, or was it just me? 🦷
No, but only because I’ve always noticed them. With all that money and as meticulous as he was, I can’t believe he never had them fixed. It makes him look that much more evil. I’m going to go look again 😆
🫣
Which lead me down the rabbit hole of were those pictures really of his corpse? I had no idea his corpse pictures were even out there, but there is speculation that either his face was damaged in jail or the pictures were not of him. Thank goodness for dual screens 🤣
Oh jeez, me, too. Those rabbit jokes are deep and I keep diving…
I've always noticed them too. All that money and no dental work???
I’ve not read Jessica’s piece yet but I saw your comment and now I have to google it because I just need to see the teeth first 🤣
Literally did the same.
Yes and then my phone froze so that was cool
Duh
No, only because I was in an airport 🤪
Guilty!
Almost. I fought the urge and won.
But only because I went down a rabbit hole about hummingbirds wing beats pm, that turned into a full 30 minutes of my life this morning and am only on my second cup of coffee.
It was a tough fight though. I almost cracked!
Damn. Yucky. Perfect for en evil predator though.
😆
About to. Just had to see the comments section first
I surely did!! :D
I did too… lol BUT waited until I was done reading the article first 😝
Guilty!
That rich and can’t get them fixed... so weird
About Chelsea Clinton - my initial response about her road trip with H was “aww crap...this is a classic Hillary pre-campaign move: Do something to show she’s actually human and a relatable one at that (it never works, Hillz) and then announce her plans to take over the world. Geez I’m sick of that woman. Then we got Chelsea’s comment about Kanye that reads a lot like the attention seeking “I just want everyone to know I’m unfollowing you” comments that make everyone want to shout, “Just SHUT UP AND GO!” Utterly unnecessary and 100% annoying. Every time.
Somewhere between my 1am pee and my 4am pee, I sat up in bed and shouted, “NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! NO MORE CLINTONS RUNNING FOR OFFICE!!! as I realized it’s Chelsea who is planning to run for political office. She’s going to run for her moms senate seat and nothing will convince me otherwise. All I can say is: NO MORE POLITICAL DYNASTIES! WE DONT DO DYNASTIES!
Impeccably written, makes me nostalgic as a native New Yorker trapped in Los Angeles for 21 years. And the line "a semen-stained bear in a top hat" is the chef's kiss!
Beautifully written as always. You really have a way of expressing things that bring pictures to my mind while I’m reading
I need to remember the hollowed out cigarette trick. ;)
Beautifully written Jess. It's been so long since I've been in New York, I could literally feel the air as I was reading this. I always look forward to your weekly drops, I am instantly transported to wherever you take me ❤️
New York summers are the best.
I could feel the air too, way too sticky and dirty hard pass. Im with that movie about Autumn in NY…
I love that your were here in my neighborhood! I can see my roof from your photo.
I confess to walking my dog past the Bowery Hotel every morning last week after you posted your pics on IG , not that I’m a stalker, Oh no....it’s my usual jaunt. Lol
The dog: Again, mommy?! You know I know what you're doing, right? *rolls cute doggie eyes.
Why is it that desperate people seem to congregate (Kardashians, Clintons,MM) it’s always chaotic and messy🙄 on a different note……on my way to purchase a certain pair of Mary Jane’s !! 😁✌🏼
The shoes, So many great colors too!
Well-written. Enjoyed this multidimensional trip to NY.
Another great read!! Thank you so much Jess!! Its the highlight of my week getting the email notification of another installment!!
🙏🏻
When I read these I find myself thinking “man, I wanna be her. She has all the good tea” (or dirt, or gossip, or inside scoop, however you’d like to phrase it)
But then I keep reading because you are kind enough to share the truth tea. And thank god you do!! I am absolutely thirsty for the tea you spill!
Ok. Keep. It. Up. I feel you should keep pics of yourself minimal. I mean you dont want to be recognized as you are clearly going to become quite famous with your reporting! And then people won’t talk to you lol.
I’ve thought anytime you do post a pic “she should smile!!! Show her teeth. She is beautiful.” But now I think I’m getting it. You remain mysterious ❤️ Now I gotta go see Jeff’s teeth.
Cash in the smoke 👌🏼👏🏼 if that was me you would’ve been in that instant lol
I would so have done the same thing giving the construction worker some cash. You never know he may come through for you yet.
As a native NYer myself, your writing immediately took me back to walking the pavements of Chelsea to my days at F I T. The cigarette trick is truly the pièce de rèsistance. Bravo.
I love this Ye drama from yesterday Ray J chiming is is the icing on the cake!