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I don't know who is mad about her clothing. if I had that much money, i'd spend it on the same stuff. and face creams. and lasers. and travel. I get it, Gwen.

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Gwen’s boots. I always said if I was rich I would shop normally but that was determined to be a lie. I would buy $1450 boots and not look backkk at allll

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Apr 2, 2023·edited Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Very disappointed that Gwyneth wore no decent bra. Made her outfits look droopy. Amber Heard dressed better.

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Are we close to see the final recap of the JD v AH saga?Not to rush you BUT... it has been a minute 🤣🤣🤣

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

I was always baffled by Winona shoplifting. I don’t remember ever hearing why she did it. Surely she could afford any and all of it. Was it just for the thrill?

Another great article, quite fun, thank you Jessica.

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Not criticizing last month’s “Sunday Style Files” , but I thought this was much more interesting. This is just my opinion....nothing more, nothing less. It says a lot about how women try to present themselves when being judged in a court of law compared to being judged in a court of public opinion.

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Apr 3, 2023·edited Apr 3, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

On the outside, GP’s entire background is one to envy. Born into Hollywood royalty (Spielberg as her Godfather), raised with high class privileges, pretty by society’s standards, loving parents, private schools, traveling all over the world, dated the hot guys (Brad and Ben), became a movie star, married a rock star, the list goes on. Those things are unattainable, maybe the biggest reasons for not being likable. But who knows what happens behind closed doors with people. Like getting sued by the guy who ran into you on a ski slope three years before.

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Apr 3, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

"Trial is theater after all." So 👏 very 👏 true!! I tell my clients this all the time. Like a play, so much action takes place off stage. You want the play to only feature the events your story requires. Excellence as always!

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Brilliantly written and put together as usual Jessica .Thank you !

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Apr 3, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Thanks Jessica! I love Gwen’s look the best. Her stylist did a great job of dressing her.

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

This was fun and interesting. I wish I could afford a stylist!

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Great list... I would add Nigella’s court lewks - the hair, the makeup, the suit, THE POSTURE= perfection

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Apr 2, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Trump arrest? And will you at least be following the Vallow trial?

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Epic piece! ❤️🔥

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Martha is the QUEEN

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I love today's very creative theme of "Courtroom Chic."

What separated MsTurd from the other courtroom fashion examples and stood out among this group of petty schemers were her hair styles, which were made to coordinate with that day's testimony.

Ex: when she spoke to "her" jury about the constant horrific abuse she endured during her days with Depp, her hair was long, stringy and pulled back with bobby pins placed randomly in her untouched-by-a-comb coiffure. On the days which she spoke lovingly of her marriage, recalling how wonderfully she cared for Johnny, her hair was fluffed in innocent soft curls, many times a braid included for some modificatioin. Her hair moods kept me watching!

As for FishSticks, her leaning over to whisper in the plaintiff's ear as she exited the courtroom to say "I wish you well' was a prickly way of spooning him with her Stocklis. So Goopy.

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