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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Am I the only one who thinks Elizabeth Holmes had her babies as a tactic to stay out of jail? 😣

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

I'm just going to come out and say it. I... don't... like....Taylor...Swift. That is all lol. Thank you for covering all you do!

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Couple thoughts. Meghan is beautiful but bland. Her desperation to be liked is her downfall. If she were more sassy and funny I would like her more. She’s so dull and self righteous.

Drew is like an overgrown whiny child with her desperate cloying personality.

Taylor is not beautiful (even though she has a beautiful voice) and agree she is dull and petty although I do find the pettiness at least amusing.

I have had a long time Tucker Carlson crush I think he is soooo handsome and funny and charming.

My main problem w Meg is that she acts like she doesn’t care anymore ‘she’s not thinking of conversations from two years ago etc etc’ but why do they retain the titles from an institution they despise? I just can’t wrap my head around that. And if she re launches the tig I have no clue who her customer is as her fan base seems to be woke young people. Who aren’t spending money on cashmere blankets, candles, coffee table books and mascara.

Love your writing and have the best time in England !!!!

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Today my cool 20 something year old client came in and after her massage I made her follow your ig. Just doing Gods work over here.

Out of all your opinions the one that is the best and most treasured in my heart is your yawnings for Taylor swift.

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Ok, so much, I don’t know where to start but I am personally insulted by the stupidity of the Baldwins’ photo. I agree about Taylor Swift: borrrrring. Your description of the Kardashians’ outfits is perfectly on point. Drew Barrymore: I can’t. Harry: please stop. Meghan’s face: WTAF. Kate’s royal ascot outfits are among my favorite of her looks. All the trials: my oh my. I’m sure I missed a lot of things. UFOs: I don’t believe. LOL

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

God, thank YOU for calling out the knee groveling. I feel like there needs to be a viral compilation of Drew doing this and capturing the guests shock/recover a la Sarah Palin breathing (remember that gem?). Listen, I can love Drew and loathe this schtick along with her Walmart mashups. This is the good petty minutia I love you for.

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Also!!!! Did you see the judge has called out inconsistencies in Harry’s case?

The Duke of Sussex claimed for the first time on Tuesday that a 'secret agreement' between the Royal Family and news executives stopped him bringing his phone hacking claims earlier.But Mr Justice Fancourt said this new evidence was 'troubling' him, as it contradicted his original argument that he could not sue before 2019 because he 'did not have the knowledge' of phone hacking.

As Her Majesty said, recollections may vary..

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Wow, Elizabeth Holmes I feel awful for you. Jailed with two young kids...except for the lies you told and the multiple people who faced chilling diagnoses and made hard decisions because of your fraudulent product... No wait! I don’t feel bad at all, except for the fact that your sentence isn’t nearly long enough. It should be several lifetimes. Your kids should KNOW why you’re in jail indefinitely, because YOU ruined the lives of SO many innocent people.

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Writing here because you’ll maybe read it but Meghan markle ex bestie Jessica Mulroney is in London and it would be AMAZING if you befriended her and got the scoop

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Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Megan’s face looks so weird. Almost more masculine. How can she think this new look and photo are flattering? They’re awful.

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Jack Nicholson making an appearance at the Lakers game tonight!

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Great recap Jessica. I thought Sophia looked beautiful. Best I’ve ever seen her , but omg when are we going to get over the nonstop head to toe designer logo’s? Why pay someone else to advertise for them? I’m so OVER it & find it tacky. 🥹.

And Taylor Swift? She’s an immature woman, the mind & behavior of a teenager. Give it a year , there will be an entire album about she & ex boyfriends entire relationship. Yawn!!

And Yes, Elizabeth Holmes ruined many lives , thought she was so much smarter than the general public, now she has brought 2 children into the world to ruin their lives too. They were pawns, her get out of jail cards!!

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Also! I saw a story where there were cameras filming Hilary and Alec saying goodbye. Are they doing a Netflix doc ?! Another one who like Meghan is DESPERATE to be liked and approved of which makes bitches like me hate her more. All the charity / be kind bs / earth mother / advocate / warrior stuff. Oh fuck off and make me laugh

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Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

So many topics,but thank you for calling drew barrymore out! They just keep giving her more and more jobs. I always thought she was so genuine and authentic, but the more and more she does this stuff I see it all as an act!!! 👏👏

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Apr 29, 2023·edited Apr 29, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

1) I’ve never understood the fascination with Taylor Swift…her ‘little miss priss’ act combined with her oh so forgettable (highly vanilla) music is truly boring.

2) Meghan is beautiful but not cut out for marrying into the royal family. I think marrying her has been more trouble than good, aside of course from the 2 beautiful children they have but to think that he was once the most adored Royal and now everything he and his wife do comes off as petty and ungrateful and he’s almost completely estranged from his family…it must feel awful. There are literally millions of women around the world who would happily take her place and respect the in law’s age old traditions. They’ve got so much to be thankful for as it is but they’ve blown it in the celebrity world, they’ve made themselves irrelevant.

3) that talk show of Drew Barrymore’s is so cringey…I can’t believe she used to be one of the coolest actresses in Hollywood in the 90’s and now there isn’t even a hint of that left, no poise or charisma whatsoever 🙈

4) Angelina is still incredibly beautiful and I love her effortless style. I know she is naturally more olive skinned so I don’t understand why she insists on appearing so pale all the time. Now she’s getting older a bit more colour in her face especially, wouldn’t go astray…just sayin.

5) how Elizabeth Holmes managed to nab that guy - her husband - I will never ever understand. Aside from the fact that’s she terribly awkward, she told A HUGE LIE and essentially took millions of dollars from (albeit already wealthy) philanthropists by making claims she knew not to be true and promises she knew she could not keep. If the series, ‘The Drop Out’ starring Amanda Seyfried is anything to go by, it just goes to show how easily ‘a young skirt’ can manipulate a bunch of (hugely successful) old men. Amanda Seyfried nailed that part btw.

6) Tucker has found a new fan in me…I’m actually starting to find him hugely attractive 🥰

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Apr 28, 2023·edited Apr 28, 2023Liked by Jessica Reed Kraus

Respectfully, I don't take you to be a basketball fan but I've loved seeing Jack's son, Ray Nicholson, in place of him at the Lakers playoff games recently, and think you might enjoy too! Not a 1:1 replacement for the iconic figure but fun to see the love of game continue through the lineage— plus, his spirited but on-point outfits are worth checking out! 💛

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