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Am I the only one who thinks Elizabeth Holmes had her babies as a tactic to stay out of jail? 😣

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I wondered about that.

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No!! Not at all.

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I did wonder

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Absolutely!!! I thought that after the first baby. She’s clearly a very manipulative, selfish person and would do anything to get her way. I’m glad the judge sees through that although I don’t believe she’ll do the entire 11 yr sentence. My guess is they’ll let her out early for good behaviour, unless the judge has imposed a decent no parole period?

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Names her daughter "Invicta"?? Insane? Programmed insanity used as a tool like Bankman Fried - both like frozen as teenagers. My brain is a muscle - tired of psycho juju trying to fry it. What you said, and so much more -

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Nope, not alone on that theory. She didn’t even seem like the type to want to be a mother!

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You are not.

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Will she be in federal jail or state?

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I'm just going to come out and say it. I... don't... like....Taylor...Swift. That is all lol. Thank you for covering all you do!

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I’m with you. Imo she is stuck in a little girl’s mind.

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Omg yes. Thank you. She is in her 30s writing music for 12yo and I find the whole thing incredibly bizarre...

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Hello, friend! I have never voluntarily listened to a Taylor Swift song!

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Same lol

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You are me people 😆

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🥰🥰🥰

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Same!!!

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Same never have never will

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Yes. Not a fan of the high school clique she surrounds herself with...

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Couple thoughts. Meghan is beautiful but bland. Her desperation to be liked is her downfall. If she were more sassy and funny I would like her more. She’s so dull and self righteous.

Drew is like an overgrown whiny child with her desperate cloying personality.

Taylor is not beautiful (even though she has a beautiful voice) and agree she is dull and petty although I do find the pettiness at least amusing.

I have had a long time Tucker Carlson crush I think he is soooo handsome and funny and charming.

My main problem w Meg is that she acts like she doesn’t care anymore ‘she’s not thinking of conversations from two years ago etc etc’ but why do they retain the titles from an institution they despise? I just can’t wrap my head around that. And if she re launches the tig I have no clue who her customer is as her fan base seems to be woke young people. Who aren’t spending money on cashmere blankets, candles, coffee table books and mascara.

Love your writing and have the best time in England !!!!

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I agree on all of the above.

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I can die happy 😍

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I also have a little crush on Tucker! I admire how he will admit to being wrong and he is extraordinarily brave to report on Epstein and Ukraine honestly. I really just enjoy listening to interviews by and with him on YouTube. He

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His laugh is great. It just is.

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He has such an genuine sweet laugh and actually listens. The interview with Russell Brand could have gone on forever. I can’t stand Taylor Swift, she dresses like a manager at Wet Seal is her stylist.

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“She dresses like a manager at Wet Seal is her stylist.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hahaha best comment on the internet 🤣

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Most women do have a crush ...wether they admit it ...on Tucker . The boyish good looks and endless facial expressions are priceless . I didn’t always agree with Tucker but I enjoyed him as my dinner watching fare nightly . . Oh Well , I guess I can get the dishes done with no Tucker or Fox on now .

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I agree with you on all—except that Meghan is beautiful. She WAS beautiful, if a bit sloppy. Now she’s apparently AI-generated and horrifying. 😱😱😱

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Today my cool 20 something year old client came in and after her massage I made her follow your ig. Just doing Gods work over here.

Out of all your opinions the one that is the best and most treasured in my heart is your yawnings for Taylor swift.

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young blood! :D

Thank you, Kelly.

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Ok, so much, I don’t know where to start but I am personally insulted by the stupidity of the Baldwins’ photo. I agree about Taylor Swift: borrrrring. Your description of the Kardashians’ outfits is perfectly on point. Drew Barrymore: I can’t. Harry: please stop. Meghan’s face: WTAF. Kate’s royal ascot outfits are among my favorite of her looks. All the trials: my oh my. I’m sure I missed a lot of things. UFOs: I don’t believe. LOL

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you are a good recapper!

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Aww thanks. You made it all so tidy.

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Best response for certain! All fabulous points!

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🤗

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The Baldwin pic made me nauseas, wait isn't that his wife not his kid... nope still makes me want to throw up

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God, thank YOU for calling out the knee groveling. I feel like there needs to be a viral compilation of Drew doing this and capturing the guests shock/recover a la Sarah Palin breathing (remember that gem?). Listen, I can love Drew and loathe this schtick along with her Walmart mashups. This is the good petty minutia I love you for.

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Also!!!! Did you see the judge has called out inconsistencies in Harry’s case?

The Duke of Sussex claimed for the first time on Tuesday that a 'secret agreement' between the Royal Family and news executives stopped him bringing his phone hacking claims earlier.But Mr Justice Fancourt said this new evidence was 'troubling' him, as it contradicted his original argument that he could not sue before 2019 because he 'did not have the knowledge' of phone hacking.

As Her Majesty said, recollections may vary..

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REALLY?!

I wish so bad I could be at that trial.

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That would be the best to see his sulky face and bald spot.

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So many snarky possibilities

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"Factual inconsistencies ". The twerp has taken a leaf from MM's book. I suspect both to have BPD and both are narcissists. He's doing a todgerrific job of ruining his life.

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Wow, Elizabeth Holmes I feel awful for you. Jailed with two young kids...except for the lies you told and the multiple people who faced chilling diagnoses and made hard decisions because of your fraudulent product... No wait! I don’t feel bad at all, except for the fact that your sentence isn’t nearly long enough. It should be several lifetimes. Your kids should KNOW why you’re in jail indefinitely, because YOU ruined the lives of SO many innocent people.

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I wish I knew more about this case.

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Read Bad Blood - so good! Will tell you everything you need to know

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Yes!! I just came here to say that. The gist is she said she developed a product that could give you a health profile based on a finger stick instead of multiple blood draws. The problem was it was horribly inaccurate and she knew it and misrepresented it to investors and patients alike. Patients were inappropriately diagnosed with cancer and got their breasts taken off and/or chemo and radiation based on wildly inaccurate technology. It’s not just wrong, what she did, it’s evil.

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soooo ironeek, too, since this is exactly what fraud-chi did and billions others who used those "tests" as a reason to mirdir people who walked into hosptials and other medikill places perfefectly fine and were put on vents and the mirdirooz remdezivir all em died. soooo some get away w it and others are the scapedgoats

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Also the podcast The Dropout covers this case

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what's also scary is WHO WOULD MARRY HER?? or father a child with her? that's weird. soo really weird. like, who is that guy? is he a plant? an assigned robot to the syko that she is? i mean who would do that? he's someone to tail. track and interrogate. who's his parents? grandparents? etc. what's his role?

why create children on purpose of a clear sykoh? i dunnoooooh. 2 sykos don't make sense, i know, buh, i'm still dumbfounded by their babies-makin. i understand her manipulations to try to beg mercy from the pwrs dad b buh the mahn? who'd do it? reminds me of ah who has life support - support for life from her baby dady bc of her child but still a little different story here.

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Writing here because you’ll maybe read it but Meghan markle ex bestie Jessica Mulroney is in London and it would be AMAZING if you befriended her and got the scoop

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On it 😆💁🏻‍♀️

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Megan’s face looks so weird. Almost more masculine. How can she think this new look and photo are flattering? They’re awful.

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to me, it looks like AI. And not like her but also I can't figure out what's different?

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She's definitely facetuned to the high heavens but I suspect could also be some modest surgical procedures and injectables. Also, her eye makeup is different. She's laid off the heavy liner and dark shadow she's worn for eons. My wild bullshit guessings clock under eye trough filler, perhaps a brow lift, and maybe rhinoplasty? Her eyes have never looked that almondine or upturned. Then again, I could be full of it, and it's just solid airbrushing and a glow-up on her makeup application.

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She hasn’t been seen much in public since Spare was released! Rhinoplasty or brow lifts don’t take long to recover from. 🤫

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I’m a sucker for Lorry Hill’s plastics breakdowns on celebrities and at this point believe everyone has procedures if they’re in the spotlight. So there is probably, undoubtedly, knifework done, albeit tasteful (at least as this photo may suggest).

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Compare MM to her previous magazine close up you’ll see her chin and cheeks and lips are reconstructed. Also no freckles and an odd skin tone. Plus the (white) ultra straight hair for her the “black woman!” Haha. Really awful. Without marrying a (lame) prince who would she be?

Sophia looked gorgeous. Never have heard of her before, but loved that photo shoot. Classy&classic. Baldwin…Oh my gosh these people are really into themselves aren’t they? Wow.

Nicolson-good to see him-We all age! Swift, never understood. Tucker and Lemon. Funny. Maybe they should team up!

Thanks for your work

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I think her face is so much longer, maybe?

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It’s the way she has styled her hair, it’s been straightened ( because we all know her natural is extremely frizzy / curly ) & pulled closer to her face. Plus she has a ton of make up & bronzer or tanning lotion going on.

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Ah yessss - there’s face behind the hair!

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Lol. Somewhere.

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Jack Nicholson making an appearance at the Lakers game tonight!

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Thank you Jessica for the pics from the game! It was good to see Jack enjoying his spot again! ❤️

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Great recap Jessica. I thought Sophia looked beautiful. Best I’ve ever seen her , but omg when are we going to get over the nonstop head to toe designer logo’s? Why pay someone else to advertise for them? I’m so OVER it & find it tacky. 🥹.

And Taylor Swift? She’s an immature woman, the mind & behavior of a teenager. Give it a year , there will be an entire album about she & ex boyfriends entire relationship. Yawn!!

And Yes, Elizabeth Holmes ruined many lives , thought she was so much smarter than the general public, now she has brought 2 children into the world to ruin their lives too. They were pawns, her get out of jail cards!!

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And yet still failed her.

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Also! I saw a story where there were cameras filming Hilary and Alec saying goodbye. Are they doing a Netflix doc ?! Another one who like Meghan is DESPERATE to be liked and approved of which makes bitches like me hate her more. All the charity / be kind bs / earth mother / advocate / warrior stuff. Oh fuck off and make me laugh

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PROBABLY.

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Alec Baldwin is back on set to finish shooting “Rust” in Montana. Note he got off all criminals charges by his high price legal team, but his employees did not. The AD Dave Hall was forced to plead guilty to testify again Baldwin. The armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed still faces involuntary manslaughter charges, even though she didn’t shoot and kill Halyna Hutchins.

So Hilaria (who is from Boston!) is saying goodbye because he’s back to work!

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So many topics,but thank you for calling drew barrymore out! They just keep giving her more and more jobs. I always thought she was so genuine and authentic, but the more and more she does this stuff I see it all as an act!!! 👏👏

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It’s gotten ridiculous. I used to like her too but recent behavior (it IS an act!) is just over the top and annoying,.

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1) I’ve never understood the fascination with Taylor Swift…her ‘little miss priss’ act combined with her oh so forgettable (highly vanilla) music is truly boring.

2) Meghan is beautiful but not cut out for marrying into the royal family. I think marrying her has been more trouble than good, aside of course from the 2 beautiful children they have but to think that he was once the most adored Royal and now everything he and his wife do comes off as petty and ungrateful and he’s almost completely estranged from his family…it must feel awful. There are literally millions of women around the world who would happily take her place and respect the in law’s age old traditions. They’ve got so much to be thankful for as it is but they’ve blown it in the celebrity world, they’ve made themselves irrelevant.

3) that talk show of Drew Barrymore’s is so cringey…I can’t believe she used to be one of the coolest actresses in Hollywood in the 90’s and now there isn’t even a hint of that left, no poise or charisma whatsoever 🙈

4) Angelina is still incredibly beautiful and I love her effortless style. I know she is naturally more olive skinned so I don’t understand why she insists on appearing so pale all the time. Now she’s getting older a bit more colour in her face especially, wouldn’t go astray…just sayin.

5) how Elizabeth Holmes managed to nab that guy - her husband - I will never ever understand. Aside from the fact that’s she terribly awkward, she told A HUGE LIE and essentially took millions of dollars from (albeit already wealthy) philanthropists by making claims she knew not to be true and promises she knew she could not keep. If the series, ‘The Drop Out’ starring Amanda Seyfried is anything to go by, it just goes to show how easily ‘a young skirt’ can manipulate a bunch of (hugely successful) old men. Amanda Seyfried nailed that part btw.

6) Tucker has found a new fan in me…I’m actually starting to find him hugely attractive 🥰

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Now I must watch videos of Holmes. I know almost nothing about her personal character

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What the Hulu series. It was well done. Then took me down a Holmes rabbit hole.

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such an awkward creature. even dropped the tone of her voice to ‘fit the role’

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Yes, that was sooo beyond strange!!!!

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The Behavior panel have done a video !

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I completely agree with you about Meghan. I think she felt it would be a real life fairytale marrying a royal but it turns out, those royals work a ton. It is a full time job. Don’t get me wrong, they live a very privileged life but they do a lot of traveling, charity work, etc. They don’t sit around and eat bon-bons, watching tv all day. I think she got in, found out it was going to be work to be a royal and bailed while filling Harry’s head with victimhood nonsense. It’s a mess.

I’m glad he attended the coronation. It was the right thing to do.

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As far as Elizabeth Holmes, I’ve wondered the same thing... maybe he was after her money? Maybe he’s equally as crazy? At times I wanted to believe that The Dropout was dramatized, but by the end and after reading more about it, I believe it all!

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Respectfully, I don't take you to be a basketball fan but I've loved seeing Jack's son, Ray Nicholson, in place of him at the Lakers playoff games recently, and think you might enjoy too! Not a 1:1 replacement for the iconic figure but fun to see the love of game continue through the lineage— plus, his spirited but on-point outfits are worth checking out! 💛

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Oh, Ray still goes? This makes me happy and sad.

Who sits in that empty seat beside him?

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I know, I know— agree about the happy & sad, but leaning into the happy part because... well, father time always wins. He even wore a graphic tee with his dad's face on it on Saturday night (couldn't see what the message said but was a nice homage), and has some incredible vintage Lakers pieces. Anyways, nice to see if we can't have Jack back. Not sure who is sitting next to him either! 

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awwww, that is so sweet. He's a cute guy himself. I loved seeing them together at the games.

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