Holiday gift baskets for the corporate cronies
I’m fucking dead. That was the scariest opening paragraph of all time. Best sentiment ever.
lol! And this is me in my best Christmas spirit 🥴
With love and contempt is my new forever signature 😂
😂
Merry Christmas to the greatest independent journalist! Thank you for amazing coverage of the election year!!!
What I’d give for a video of the “unboxing,” and to see who there gets to take it home!
The pure delight I felt reading this must be a fraction of how you felt writing it. ❤️👏
I would LOVE that basket. Everything inside is hilarious, and I would proudly display it all! I am confident they won't get the joke since none of these "weirdos" seem to have a sense of humor!
They’re going to love those giant American flags! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I knew they would
You are a genius. I wish I could see their faces when they open your care package 😂😂😂
Merry Christmas babe! And Happiest New Year 🎄✨🥂
Apologies to my neighbors for the shrieks and laughter they just had to endure while I read this 😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸⚡️Merry Christmas indeed!! 🎄🎄🎄
You never disappoint - love this post. 👏🏻😂Merry Christmas from a fellow November 10 Scorpio. Thanks for all you do!
Amazing!! Happy belated! ♥️
Yay! I’m another November 10 follower! 🤩
Ditto from another November 10 Scorpio.
This is fantastic! You keep killing them with kindness! Merry Christmas JRS!
I simply couldn’t love you more! Merry Christmas from a mom in Virginia receiving all the kicks over your snarky basket! 😉😂
Merry Christmas! Your journalism is the gift that keeps on giving. Thank You
And this is why Jessica will forever remain my favorite journalist.
Merry Christmas! God bless us, every one!
You manage to turn karma into sweet revenge without compromising class and sophistication. You’re like the Marylin Monroe of independent journalism. 💥
What a compliment 🤗
I’m fucking dead. That was the scariest opening paragraph of all time. Best sentiment ever.
lol! And this is me in my best Christmas spirit 🥴
With love and contempt is my new forever signature 😂
😂
Merry Christmas to the greatest independent journalist! Thank you for amazing coverage of the election year!!!
What I’d give for a video of the “unboxing,” and to see who there gets to take it home!
The pure delight I felt reading this must be a fraction of how you felt writing it. ❤️👏
I would LOVE that basket. Everything inside is hilarious, and I would proudly display it all! I am confident they won't get the joke since none of these "weirdos" seem to have a sense of humor!
They’re going to love those giant American flags! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I knew they would
You are a genius. I wish I could see their faces when they open your care package 😂😂😂
Merry Christmas babe! And Happiest New Year 🎄✨🥂
Apologies to my neighbors for the shrieks and laughter they just had to endure while I read this 😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸⚡️Merry Christmas indeed!! 🎄🎄🎄
You never disappoint - love this post. 👏🏻😂Merry Christmas from a fellow November 10 Scorpio. Thanks for all you do!
Amazing!! Happy belated! ♥️
Yay! I’m another November 10 follower! 🤩
Ditto from another November 10 Scorpio.
This is fantastic! You keep killing them with kindness! Merry Christmas JRS!
I simply couldn’t love you more! Merry Christmas from a mom in Virginia receiving all the kicks over your snarky basket! 😉😂
Merry Christmas! Your journalism is the gift that keeps on giving. Thank You
And this is why Jessica will forever remain my favorite journalist.
Merry Christmas! God bless us, every one!
You manage to turn karma into sweet revenge without compromising class and sophistication. You’re like the Marylin Monroe of independent journalism. 💥
What a compliment 🤗