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And Jennifer Garner is enjoying her quiet cookie baking kid free mornings!!!!!!

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I adore Jennifer Garner. Ben lost a good woman! Can’t stand JLO!

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Omg 💯

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Yes but JG gained a much more peaceful life without a cheater, alcoholic and god knows what else kind of man in hers. I think she won this.

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absolutely.

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Imagine no money worries...in one of the most romantic places on earth and you look like your dog stood on a bee! Cheer up Ben only another 18 months or so to go.....

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I think we’ve grown accustomed to the plastic expressionless faces of celebrities. Now when we see a face with real emotions it is so troubling! He’s tired like the rest of us lol. Please don’t change your face Ben!

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Agree! I love disgruntled Ben.

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He is just keeping it real 😎

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I've seen some footage where he's being hounded for photogs with fans etc and he was pretty amenable but why would they go to Paris unless they wanted the attention??? Surely to God they could have had a private, lovely honeymoon in a remote location if they wanted. She's a fame whore so have fun with that...

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Publicity is the name of the game, doesn't matter what type.. we are talking about them so I guess it's a wrap!

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2 Leos, they can’t both rule the kingdom. Just saying.

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Oh great point.

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I enjoyed this far more than I should

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Escaping into salacious celeb tales is an excellent escape indeed

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Absolutely died laughing reading: “Or is he just miserable because the kids are annoying, the sex sparse, and he’s overstyled and sober in Paris?” 🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣

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I keep thinking they must’ve lost his luggage, because he’s overdressed for the heat of a Paris summer. If I was wearing that many clothes, I’d be grumpy too.

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It is insanely hot there. I’m just hoping for his sake it’s the heat and papparazzi

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Full on regret.

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I love that he's disgruntled! And nothing lasts forever, especially, what's her name now...Jlo-aff? J-aff? Jloaff? hmm Jloaff...that's going to be tough to spin into gold.

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Stark contrast from his pics with Ana de armas! Lol poor guy

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“What the F did I just do?” (Is the look on both their faces)

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This was hilarious and absolutely spot on…he definitely thought about jumping lol. And who takes their kids on their honeymoon!?

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JLo created a real life 'Marry Me', only poor Ben isn't acting very well.

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Dude looks haggard. Would never guess from the pics this is a honeymoon.

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They both looked like they contemplated jumping. While she kissed him all that went through my mind was "She's an actress. She's an actress. She's an actress. " Unless Ben's hand was glued to his pants he should have touched her with both hands. They're on their honeymoon for fucks sake.

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it's just so amusing. I love how awkward it is. In spite of being so well styled.

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